worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
i do not think that is a squirrel
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
ive never identified with an animal so closely before
Even sloths hate celery.
I feel like this is a line that just goes casually by but then you realize it’s actually pretty profound.
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
yet another unrealistic standard for women