It's the Luck of the Draw, Honey
"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé

paineds:

egberts:

paineds:

who should i pick a fight with next

me

you’re cruising for a bruising, dude.

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework